Ok, I have tried to stay off the Charlie Sheen train wreck but this one I cannot ignore. Charlie Sheen, now with some free time on his hands, has decided that somehow he can help the people of Haiti. Earlier this week, Sheen made the announcement that he plans to visit Haiti with Sean Penn. Looks like were heading down, said Sheen.
Im excited as hell, because if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting.
Sean Penn founded J/P Haitian Relief Organization and says he would welcome Charlie Sheen.
“I think his energies, intelligence and passion could be both of service and servicing to him, as it is to all who are touched by the struggle of the Haitian people,” said Penn.
“Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be accused of using the media to his own benefit. I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti, and introduce him and his tremendous wit to our hard working Haitian staff.”
HUH? Charlie doesn’t use the media to his own benefit? This dude was on every dang radio program, talk show and website in the western Hemisphere in last week alone! What in the hell is Charlie Sheen going to do in Haiti teach Haitians how to do drugs, party with prostitutes, lose your job and be an irresponsible parent? Its amazing that he thinks that just because he’s a celebrity and a white man that somehow, of course, his presence is going to help Haiti. Give me a break!!!! Haitians need sovereignty and economic independence not some publicity stunt from a Hollywood addict actor.
I’m sorry but Charlie Sheen, please mi a beg yuh fi stay your ras weh you deh! If you need a translation, holla at your girl and I will decipher the Caribbean twang fi yuh!
